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Plot[]

Sgt. Peters attends a physical fitness evaluation, but does not do too well. P.C. Ramsey and P.C. Frank give chase when they witness a robbery. The robbers escape, but they manage to arrest the driver, who insists his car was hijacked. Ramsey interrogates the boy, but Ch. Insp. Conway intevenes when Ramsey's heavy-handed approach becomes apparent. Conway releases the boy when he admits he was on his way to a job interview - as a male stripper. W.P.C. Ackland investigates the theft of a cat's gravestone, and finds it in the elderly cat-owner's retirement home. A corpse goes missing when an undertaker's van is stolen by yobs, but P.C. Melvin tracks it down. Ramsey is giving everyone else a hard time about their fitness tests as he think's he's the fittest guy at the station, but when it comes to his test, he cannot take it due to high blood pressure.

Cast[]

Regular cast[]

Guest cast[]

  • Morrissey - Michael O'Hagan
  • Shaun Rydel - Garry Roost
  • Mr. Bond - Philip Fox
  • Mrs Bond - Lindy Whiteford
  • Darren - Steve Fletcher
  • Mr. Covington - John Rolfe
  • Mr. Talbot - Henry Moxon
  • Mrs Talbot - Stella Tanner
  • Bruce Purdy - Raymond Witch
  • Babs Purdy - Betty Turner
  • Gilbert - George Ballantine
  • Cantello - Frankie Novak
  • Fryer - Tony Stephens

Commercial releases[]

  • This episode has been released on the following releases:
    • In Australia, on The Bill: Season 4 & 5 DVD set, released by Magna Pacific on 4th December 2006 and re-released on the Series Four DVD set on 31st August 2011; the compilation Series 1-4 DVD set on 1st February 2012 and The 80s Collection DVD box set on 3rd April 2013, all by Shock Entertainment and then later re-released by ViaVision on the Series 1-4 DVD set on 16th September 2020.
    • In the UK, on The Bill: Volume 3 DVD set, released by Network Entertainment on 11th May 2009.